Total Medals Earned: 4,715 (From 852 different games.) Total Medal Score: 61,875 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
You beat level 1! Awesome, I guess
You beat level 2! Wow, you're actually playing this
Ten points to you! You're a real winner!!!
A little harder than the others, but you managed to get through it
Medals Earned: 3/11 (20/370 points)
Score 100 Points
Score 200 Points
Break the space egg
Score 300 Points
Score 400 Points
Score 500 Points
Have all powerups simultaneously
Kill two enemies with 1 shot
Kill three enemies with 1 shot
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/290 points)
Clear Level 1
Clear Level 2
Clear Level 3
Clear Level 4
Clear Level 5
Clear Level 6
Clear Level 7
Clear Level 8
Clear Level 9
Clear Level 10
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/20 points)
You fell 100 Meters into the Ebyss
You fell 500 Meters into the Ebyss
You fell 1000 Meters into the Ebyss
Medals Earned: 4/4 (70/70 points)
It's so sad...
Wtf...?
Is this a nightmare?
It is over!!!
Medals Earned: 5/13 (50/500 points)
overcome a cone barrier
Hit the Cone
Just pause the game
just click the How to Play button
just start the game
Reach 50 Points
Reach 100 Points
Reach 150 Points
Reach 200 Points
Reach 250 Points
Reach 300 Points
Reach 350 Points
Reach 400 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (140/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (150/275 points)
WINNER
you lose too many time
this man is a goat of thumbness
dunkin
Medals Earned: 11/18 (55/90 points)
Egg